May 2012
Gonna go watch Avengers today and The Dictator, starring my spirit animal Sacha Baron Cohen.
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
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Tyler the creator: I don't like salad
Everyone: OMG FUCK SALAD FUCK SCHOOL I HATE SALAD FUCK CUCUMBER
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Please tell me I'm not the only person that has...
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A college student haiku
vanitynsanity:
Will I need this book?
Will this be on the exam?
2 dollars? No thanks.
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if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
Who am I kidding, no one does:( But i’ll give it a go
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I need a drink, I need some weed, I need some sex.
This finals week has been hell.
im making a pizza
awwwww yeahhhhh!
I am in just a pissy mood tonight.
Fuck all you bitches.
I’d like to send a special hug to all of you dear long-time followers who have stuck with me despite adding new obsessions.
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I was just thinking about this time I fell down...
LMAOOOO.
I was feeling light headed after I took this drink that was supposed to curb your appetite. It was illegal in the States and I had someone bring it to me from D.R.
Anywho After school I went with two friends to McDonalds (curbing your appetite my ass)
And as we were leaving we descended down the stairs and I slide like 2 steps and landed on my knees.
Instead of my friends asking me if...
luzjuice:
those bloggers you want to be friends with, but you know it’ll never happen.